hannahp0calypse:

thinking about weird cultural shit around sexuality/swear words/etc etc and how wild it is that i have to teach my phone’s autocorrect to let me say “fuck”. thats a thing i have to do. my phone will go “Nuh-uh, you naughty so-and-so, you can’t say that!” until i tell it enough times that Yes, Actually, I Don’t Mean Ducking and how fucking wild that is. earlier today i had to convince my phone that “hickies” was a word. hickies is too explicit for my phone to include in its default dictionary. but yknow what? it always capitalizes YouTube correctly.

parker-of-loxley:

kingfucko:

lazorsandparadox:

dankmemeuniversity:

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn’t have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

[lmao @sweetenby​]

You’re telling me an Ocean Eleven’d this casino?

parker-of-loxley:

kingfucko:

lazorsandparadox:

dankmemeuniversity:

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn’t have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

[lmao @sweetenby​]

You’re telling me an Ocean Eleven’d this casino?

boulevard:

カードキャプターさくらイラスト集 クロウカード (1998)

juuxzi:

Love like yours will surely come my way

birdhug:

impaled:

you know when little kids are told to smile for the camera and they do the biggest grin bc they aren’t self conscious about their teeth yet they just give it their all.. that’s wat this looks like

nightjarring:

When I’m a small prey mammal and I’ve evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg

wuntrum:

the preorder for physical copies of my comic signals are LIVE from august 4th to august 23rd!!! every preorder comes with an exclusive print, so if you like weird girls and technology, you should get a copy

taffybuns:

put ur hands up in the air`

lokisuggestion:

*takes these*

katherineebishop:

#how to fluster an angel

bogleech:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

loverbear-butch:

loverbear-butch:

loverbear-butch:

idk i just feel like if you were actually attracted to women you’d be attracted to women in their default state not just exclusively in an outrageously plucked and preened one

like if you see a woman with body hair or whatever and go “ew that’s disgusting!!!” like you’re not attracted to women then bc women have stuff like that we’re born with it it’s literally normal and you think it’s disgusting

“i would never date a woman with leg hair, armpit hair, facial hair, saggy tits, cellulite, stretch marks, etc etc etc” great! so you admit you aren’t attracted to women then!

kyousukebei:

x.

@truffleduster